Spoiler: it didn’t work.

They also considered dropping an anvil on his head.

Bisexuals exist. You can like both. A lot of women identify with lesbian because lots of people still shame bisexuals.

I have no personal connection to her, but I can’t help but feel proud of Amber for speaking up the way she has. The whole phoenix-rising-from-the-ashes thing is such a cliché, but to me, she seems like more of a badass than ever before. She doesn’t hesitate to assert her self-worth, and she’s on a mission to reach out…

I didn’t know he was in it (I tried to avoid reading too much about it so it’s my own damn fault) and I went to see it today and felt incredibly angry when he showed up. Great film, needs 100% less Depp.

Oh for sure, if you can go, fucking do it. But the OP’s comment sort of smacked of that bootstraps bullshit you hear from a lot of people who think it’s a simple and easy choice.

“ her experiences with an unnamed partner, named Johnny Depp”.

Snoop made an album with Willie Nelson, maybe he should get Martha into the studio. They already have a television show, so why not.

A lot of women and men aren’t lucky enough to be able to leave instantly. Most domestic violence cases end in tragedy when the victim tries to leave. Good for you for getting out when you could but I hope you’re not shaming anyone for staying with abusive partners. It’s not that easy for a lot of them.

One of the things that I am proud of is that I have helped two women who work for me leave abusive spouses.

You know it’s not that simple for a lot of people, right? I mean, good for you, but if you’re posting this as the standard to which people should be held, you’re dead wrong.

I am a sales director and I lead a team of about 100 people. One of the things that I am proud of is that I have helped two women who work for me leave abusive spouses. I have strategized, supported, and done everything I could to not only say I believe you but put the full weight of my authority into making it…

I want JK Rowling to see that Amber Heard PSA and hopefully rethink the casting of Johnny Depp in the Fantastic Beasts series.

Martha Stewart is a savage and I love her. She has a 0 fux threadcount.

Damn Martha! No wonder you and Snoop get along so well. You remind him of his boys!

OH MY GOD MARTHA.

That WAS good. I’ve never made waffles so I’m wondering if they had to add something or if the dressing would even taste differently. Definitely stylish.

Someone made waffles out of leftover stuffing and used them for the bread, though. That’s not just a sandwich, it’s a tribute.

and add a final layer of field greens

WOOT WOOT!