Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

i’m with you on that ........ reaction to that.

I was a late bloomer. I didn’t fill out until when I was 15, all over the course of a few months. The change was traumatic because of how fast and painful it was (tons of stretch marks and growing pains) but also because I had been seen as the nerdy, flat girl who looked like she was 10 in my small town. Suddenly,…

Since we all might need a slightly happier tale, here’s a great response teachers can have when alerted to this, via a PE coach I had in sixth grade. I switched schools halfway through the year to escape bullying, and on my first day at the new one I was trying not to make waves. During PE I was just kind of hanging…

#sidrapes

Please tell your daughters it is perfectly lady like and adorable to kick any man right in the nutsack if they make any kind of questionable advance.

The first time I was aware of a grown man looking at my body was the summer between 5th and 6th grade when we were at the lake with some other families. My stepdad also noticed this grown man, his friend, checking me out and shoved him onto the ground and basically looked like he wanted to murder him. During my…

OMFG, what the actual racist Jesus fuck did I just hear?

Before the new recipe it was a weird breed of amnesia booze. This is what I remember: drank one and a half in the back seat of the car that night woke up eating Indian food the next afternoon. I got time travel drunk.

Yeah we could just replace "No" with "Get the fuck away from me before I stab you in the dick with a pocketknife"

C'mon man, you know nothing's going to be done to the officer who was driving the car.

like why even throw in the Nation of Islam? because nothing scares old white people more than black muslims?

WHY WHY WHY CAN’T MAJOR NEWS ORGANIZATIONS MANAGE TO COVER THIS SHIT PROPERLY???

I assumed Mark wrote this and thought SOMEONE CHECK ON ALLEN.

I can't wait to murder Fighting Polish so I can honor his memory the right way.

She actually gave a really lovely interview on the Today Show about how happy she is for Bruce and talked about some of the ways the family has handled the news. They share everything else about their lives, and I think it’s great that they’re treating this as any other thing that may happen to them instead of trying…

I’m sorry but weren’t people mad at her for not doing an interview a few days ago? It’s a good thing for a public figure who influences a lot of insanely impressionable teens, to talk about being accepting & tolerant.

Thou did cause hot tea to flow forth from mine nose.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason