Samantha names herself. she reads a baby name book in .00X of a second and chooses it when he asks her her name.

instead they gave us Lord Grantham having a mid-life crisis and debating running away with a house made. season 2 was a soapy shit show and I LOVED IT. esp. when Edith was thirsty enough to fall for Human Torch running via identity scam. 

numb tongue?!? 😂

Steve Trevor is a fucking Feminist and he’s never thought twice about it. whew it just got steamy in here. 

I saw his first Star Trek in theaters and I swear to god, at the very first sight of adult Captain Kirk I gasped, “oh my GOD.” I’ve been in love with him ever since.

bitter, party of 1. 

when he’s arguing with Nickie and he’s like “go get ya hyaare and your nyails done” is so funny every time. and her “you and your Big-Ass Girlfriend do nothing!” is hysterical.

Napoleon Dynamite gets more hysterical as it/I get older.

there is so much that is disgusting about televangelists, but actively trying to KILL people for money is enough to make me want to break something.

it’s all botox and fillers, it would taste soooo gross.

the worst birthday one made me cry, multiple times.

a) POOR YOU b) POOR GUY. jesus. that detail really drives it home that he was not in his right mind at all. good god.

aren’t we so glad this fool took the time to comment on a series he hasn’t watched 3/4 of? 

the fact that she says “critically reviewed” instead of “critically acclaimed” is one of the funniest little jokes they’ve put into the entire series. I laugh every time.

It’s really sad! they’re saying things like “I, X Person, did indeed damage his property...” and though I want to believe it’s just him on the other side (because some of the accounts are definitely him), I can imagine this poor kid sitting down and reading this article, being horrified, but not being able to…

i’ve read that article several times (bc it’s too batshit to wrap your mind around the first time) and yep, his daughter is thoroughly brainwashed. she thinks her father is brilliant and has spent her entire life hearing his lies. it’s heartbreaking.

I send it to people all. the. time. it must be read to be believed, and it must be read, period, because it’s hysterical and horrible.

that was bloody brilliant. 

let’s remember that the Academy gave Sandra Bullock an Oscar for The Blindside. remember that every time you think they’ll vote diversely.

...but Joker was nominated. a lot.