my Women’s March sign just said, “53%.”mobilize your Boomer fans, Bette, they’re the ones who jack it to Herr Fuhrer.

no.

IDK I still refer to gym bros as “muscles glasses.”

I was called reactionary!!

I knew I loved Less when within 4 pages I put my hand to my heart and went, “oh!” I don’t remember the sentence but it was so lovely and lonely - I knew I had a winner. it’s a gorgeous book.

it was trying way too hard. that’s all I can really articulate.

you’re in good company! it was terrible and I can’t believe I read the whole thing.

I read the Pulitzer fiction winner every year. Some years the books are so breathtakingly gorgeous they become staples of my re-read list (The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, last year’s winner Less) and sometimes I fucking hate them (hello A Visit From the Goon Squad). The Goldfinch is a rare bird that I hated so…

I read the Pulitzer winner every yea -sometimes I love them, sometimes I hate them. this book was so bad I couldn’t even finish it. I kept forgetting what had happened and had to backtrack every time I opened it. finally took it to a used bookstore bc I didn’t want it in my collection even for “cred.”

ps: I also…

lololol but tell them the Jews study the Torah, and watch them get angry about it. 

he’s been the face of this cologne for well over a year. why are people just getting upset now? I’ve had to stare at this fucker’s face at bus stops for months. it looks like an advertisement for whiskey sweats and domestic abuse. 

who let this troll out of the greys? flag flag flag flag. this commenter should be banned.

Quincy Adams ran a campaign so vicious and vitriolic that fucking Jackson’s wife DIED. (he says). 

he had a great apartment, great weed and a great dick. I was so disappointed. we literally never spoke again after I found out.

he said he parked on “pot-oh-mac” and I said “Potomac” (puhtomick) and he went “oh how do you know that?” and I said “it’s an extremely famous river. George Washington? crossed it?” and he just shrugged.

I don’t expect everybody to know early American history at the drop of a hat but like...it’s really fucking famous.

my pettiest reasons:
- he mispronounced ‘Potomac’
- he thought the moon landing was fake

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