i want that Asparagus bag more than i have ever wanted anything in my life.

OMG RIGHT? she was such an unrepentant label whore, she would love that sparkly status symbol. i mean, look at that awful outfit she’s wearing!

THE CHEAT IS GROUNDED!

i do. not. get. the. Hadid. girls.

i just don’t see it! I DONT GET IT.

wait wait what who said WHA? link me up plz.

i love them! he looks adorable and timeless. and he doesn’t seem to hate it/be uncomfortable, so i really don’t see the problem here.

I make an *amazing* arugula, fennel, grapefruit and avocado salad with Dijon and white wine vinegar dressing!

dad was SO HOT after his makeover and I wanna corrupt him so bad.

“well, if it’s spelled like Lake Mbecky, it’s M, B...”

i am so sorry! you are not alone. i am in the same situation - every time i’m inching ahead, the monsters come to the door and demand more blood from stone. it haunts every purchase, every “indulgence” (because the world says that poors should never enjoy ANYTHING), even relationships. will the person want to stay…

she sounds like an easily manipulated moron. Spencer will shout his bullshit statistics and lies, and she’ll go Ohhh okay! that makes sense! i’m ready to hate with you!!

“Jean-Ralphio is more like The Chainsmokers” has me roooollllliiiing. it’s just so accurate it doesn’t even need an explanation.

well, if they claim to be following the teachings of Jesus...yes. Jesus abhorred the hoarding of wealth. Christ could have been a very rich man - he was of course offered gifts and tributes, and could very well have been paid for his teachings without question. but he didn’t do any of that shit. he walked the walk.*

*Je…

i feel like maybe a point was missed somewhere.

i unabashedly fucking love this song.

license plate “SO COOL”

so...Justin Theroux is single?!?!!

that man has starred in way too many of my sex dreams.

i LIVE for Angel Barta! maybe if we say her name three times she’ll appear!

Ulta? or Sephora? bc that doesn’t sound like Sephora.
Ulta always felt haphazard to me, kind of like Borders did back when it existed.

hot take: Ulta has always been awful. Sephora forever.