In the beginning of all this, when a new name would come out my husband would be all “wow! that guy, how about that” until I snapped at him, “I’ll TELL you when I’m surprised.”

No it doesn’t...by basically every measure conceivable Miller’s Crossing is not even in the same conversation as Usual Suspects...U.S has eight times more IMDB ratings...did 7 times the box office...and on and on...I know we live in Trumpland now where common sense and facts no longer seem to matter...but, no, under…

You could have dismissed my comment and forced me to leave, but instead you replied to it and you’ll never be rid of me now. 🎈 

I’m going to try on “being a man” for fun and point out that I’VE never heard of Miller’s Crossing, so clearly Usual Suspects is more famous.

I received an email from tech support regarding logging in from my iPhone. They recommended I clear my cache. This worked, but apparently with whatever new Kinja hell we’re in...I have to do this almost daily. Fucken annoying.

We just need John Oliver to host future Presidential debates.

Since I’m not getting back any response from the Jezebel techies, I’ll just ask it here: am I the only one who’s having trouble signing in? I can’t get into my account on my phone (ongoing problem for the past months) or my computer (since Friday). I’m using the latest updates of everything on Mac devices. And the…

If only the USA has an equivalent of Prime Minister’s Questions every week....

I want someone to grill Trump like this so bad. I know he will just blumble and flumble but I still want someone to sit down and hold him accountable for every shitty stupid thing he’s ever done, said or tweeted.

Thank you John Oliver, for being courageous. There are interviewers out there who won’t even stand up to a pedophile or the president who supports him and I can’t wait for you to interview Trump, any Trump, any Trump at all (through blood or through marriage).

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

I can never remember, is it C’thulhus or C’thulhupi?

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

The octopuses are more participatory in the string instruments than the bongoes in that hot crustacean band, tbh...

Mobile animals that live along the bottom are well know for avoiding water with low oxygen levels. In a bay, the wind can blow the surface water from one side of the bay to another, which draws bottom water up into the shallows along the shore on the side the surface water is moving away from. If the bottom water is…

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

Leave all the lights on in the house. That’s what I do. (I know it’s wasteful but at least I have energy efficient bulbs and am not wasting water by having to wash piss pants all the time?)

“Nice work!” —Onan

“Frances McDormand is here. Frances, can I just say, I love you. You are the only person in this room that I would save in a fire.” -Amy Poehler, speaking for me.