Seriously it’s so shocking to have him be the voice of reason on other people’s relationships...like how can he be so insightful and yet so fucking terrible? It’s a mystery that only time will tell.

I thought that was surprising, and also really funny. “It’s a war out there. That is a 10 year war!” while pressing his ear against the door to hear what was happening.

I know! I was so impressed when he convinced Brittany to stay in their room. Jax loves to stir shit up, so I was trying to figure out why he didn’t want to get involved in this one. Because I don’t believe it’s maturity.

He was being exceptionally smart by not only staying out of the fight but not letting Brittney enter it either. This is a Jax we aren’t used to.

It’s true, he is very honest about his deceptions. Like, he can’t wait for it to be out in the open because then he can talk about it. And he is suuuuch a gossip.

Valhalla? The Dastardly Dean of Dangers? Donald’s Den of Dummies? The

Uncle Donald’s dacha?

Yeah but guys there’s really only one question to ask about all this. ARE there any moments in PE II that will upset me for the rest of my life and will need to be avoided, like in PE I where the one elephant gets separated from his herd and goes running the wrong way?

No but I’m kegeling up a storm over here with my baby destroyed vagina

This bothers me most of all and I don’t even know why.

Sorceress Raquel!

I’ve been blowing raspberries and screaming “Julie Andrews” since 1/20 and nothing...

But have you seen the original (1967) with Dudley Moore and Raquel Welch?

The original (1967) was so much better. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. Here’s Peter Cook “singing” the theme song.

“I clicked on this article, on a dedicated sub-blog, and scrolled down to the comments section to make a complaint about not liking what I chose to see.”

I imagine in ScarJos line of work, with her having to be emotionally available to other actors and whatnot, it can be harder.

Noklew and I have been together 23 years. Monogamy hasn’t been that difficult for either of us. But Scarlett comes into contact with many more attractive, talented, interesting people than we do.

Or, we start a show and then forget we started it and never end up finishing it. I’m looking at you, Man in the High Castle.

I think this is the reason that shows do so much better than movies (I just made up that fact, I dunno) on streaming sites is that once you find a show you can both agree on, you watch every single episode. Then you maybe start over and do it again.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.