What do old lesbians drive, if I may ask?

This is the dumbest fucking take. 

HOT HOT is more like NOT NOT.

“radical left” always makes me break out into hysterical laughter.

I was thinking Sarah Newlin on True Blood. 

Meanwhile we are actually waiting for shipments of vaccines in Ontario, Canada.

“Or if you prefer, you could find yourself strangled with a fuckin’ headband.”

Hope that’s a typo as the Camry is only 3800lbs.

I have it on good authority that every member of Jezebel is a 50' tall, testicle-squishing monster. Here is a rare photo of one of them during a custody hearing:

I was with you until you suggested suicide.  No need for that.

I wish you knew how little we think about getting laid when we put on makeup and high heels. 

And it is useful to note that the text accompanying Purdue’s nose enlargement ad states:

I’m fairly certain the manipulation of the nose has nothing to do with the ridges. Without having a bigger image to look at, I can’t tell if those are the result of a filter or if the image was just cut lazily or erased around the edges give it a blocky faux-pixelated look. If it’s the former, the filter is…

When I was about 10, I fell through the springs of a trampoline and broke my arm on the metal frame as I crashed down. That was dumb. However, even dumber was two weeks later I am rollerblading with that broken arm and trip over a pinecone. As I’m falling, I’m worried about falling on the arm with the cast on, so I…

Right? That photo above is like he watched Undercover Brother and thought it was a documentary.

How reasonably racist of you.

I’m not sure that violent crime is a good proxy here.

Right, it seems that you haven’t read the article because the “narrative” is to highlight the disaparity of black deaths to police in the USA.

Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.

The trash was taken off the freeway. He was then put in jail, but subsequently released.