how all encompassing the definition of rape is

fare evasion is a big deal and does need to be treated like the serious crime it is

No, fuck those people who think a car is equal to a life.

Just dismiss that troll please.

This is excellent satire

And there it is.

Fuck off douchebag

There is no god

Just dismiss that idiot in the future. Tis a troll.

Too many people naming kids after themselves?

Shooters often take naps in public areas before going on shooting sprees.

People that get drunk at parties are assholes

‘your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights.’

The only people who want innocents and children shot are the people going out and shooting innocents and children.

And as we all know, there is a terrible war on Christianity

Chuck : Up and atom!

Then don’t go? You can always get your fucking piece of paper another time.

None of those are personal accomplishment celebrations.

I think if you use it a lot you won’t have to worry, I’ll still refrigerate it though