Yeah. If you can see see the ground, it's an Atlanta-style snowstorm. Am I right?

Just the tip.

Jalops everywhere be like...

He prefers external combustion

You sir, have that down to an art.

Dude you win the internet today.

Get that niche a wagon.

You know, I don't actually own the car, right? And, I'm more than capable of slobbering, pissing, puking, and crapping over any car I drive. No need to foist all that responsibility on my kid.

Hairy-chested adults you say? Men or women you said? Ok..

I think it'd be killer if they only offered it in Rebel Blue. You're either all in or all out.

So how long before we have named individual cars for the characters from Peter Griffin's cartoon Handi-Quacks:

Poopyface Tomatonose, Colonel Tushfinger and Red Hiney Monkey

Too bad it's not the Year of the Cow, because BMW is milking the shit out of the Chinese market.

1) Take Porsche Cayman
2) Sneak into room across the hall and borrow 1.6 from VW Polo R WRC
3) Stick in back
4) Add lightness
5) Return to WRC competition.

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