E39 540i. Poor-man's M5, dynos 280 whp, and you can pick one up for 6-8k here in Canadaland! I'm actually looking at one to replace my camry (either that, or grab a mk2 mr2 and pop in my V6)

Reading that almost brought a tear to my eye :) Torque-steer makes for a great workout, I find.

Dear 1993 Camry, the Beige Beluga.

I laugh at these pretenders - My history is far more honourable than either of those "Murrican" contraptions, and I've yet to see a Ford or Chevy survive being dunked in the ocean/lit on fire/building blown up beneath it/driven through a building/attempted stoning with a caravan trailer.

Mk 1.5 MR2. So far, mine has costed $1400, probably gonna be another $800 before it's done, so for $2200, sub-5-second 0-60, spank anything on the autocross, and if you decide to crank the boost, destroy most cars under 100k both from a dig and from a highway roll.

That case is beast - I was looking at it, when I next rebuild my system, going for one like that.

Unimog. Cause no matter where the mountain, no matter how tall, or how inclement the weather... It WILL get you there. And eat small children/puppies/grannies on the way

Actually, ES = Fancy Camry :)

Camry, V6, Manual, and TRD Supercharged. Painted some shade of Silver, or Black. Fast, and it'll blend in anywhere. Put a taxi sign and new plates, and you just became invisible again. Might be FWD, but with a good LSD, you're pretty much set.

Oh, I know, I got a good name!!!

I'd be down - no, seriously, if we Jalops united, and bought saab, we could rename it JCC (Jalpnik Car Co.), and make awesome cars! If it's a pun, I got whats in my paypal ($0.62), $100 if we be serious. beter than buying an HID kit :P

I misread it as $49.99, figured it would be great for LeMons!

Thank the Mass*Acceleration I live in Canada. Strikes me though, this opens up a new market for vehicle security - Hook up a dynamo to the driving wheels, with a microcontroller and a bank of capacitors. said capacitors run charge to electrodes located within seats/trim of a vehicle, but arranged in such a way that if…

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Exactly. Plus, four doors = more whores

Haha, OWNED!

Yeah, I enjoyed that when I was younger... These days though, i get bored very easily if I'm not driving, and the backseat of an E46 isn't very comfy when you're 6'1", so escaping into PSP-land is a bit of a blessing :)

Ouch, that sucks :(

What an ingenious idea! They'll never know what hit them!!!

Yeah, that camry really strikes me as your kind of ride!