@Fat Tire: just kicked in yo!

@Dustin-The-Wind: compared to the photons bouncing off my shirt, it's quite slow

@Blakkar: I had a 2nd gen Explorer that would put most of these "performance" SUV's to shame when push comes to shove - Last winter, had a major snowstorm the day before march break. Took the truck to school, no problem - Big V8, with proper AWD, and ground clearance. On the way, I saw all sorts of cars stuck in…

@strays2k: * last gen celica *

@gla2yyz: agreed - there's two on campus that really irk me - one is "murdered out", but looks to be a 323i autobox (chrome trim, shifts like an auto, always blasting bad rap music), and the other is a red 3-series with x-drive (assuming - the back just says "x" instead of 3##ix. would love to see em on a track…

@Ben Wojdyla: Absolutely nothing

@WheatKing: ^ Agreed 100%

I hate to break it to ya, Ben, but Caterham thought of this already... In fact, they already found buyers, sold, and finished their V8 Levante production run a while back; There are 8 in existence...

I wanted to pick up a set of te-37 replicas, but couldn't afford it... but one day, I will, and they will probably look something vaguely like this XD

3S-GTE from Toyota - usually I hate on 4-bangers, but that thing is badass!

@Turkieshooter: god... 1 more reason why I hate jersey shore

wow, yesterday I tracked my camry at 15.5 in the 1/4 compared to 15.9 factory record, and I wake up to see this... 1 more reason why I <3 my car, and this weekend is AWESOME!!!

@jdepould: I'd skip the CCX, go for a Caterham V8 Levante

@loveableterror- has an SRT and knows how to wield it!: well, best of luck to you with that - if it winds up going to the courts, be sure to have them reimburse you for the work on the car, as well as the fines paid.

@Smoshmonker: THANK YOU!!! I was waiting for a darwin joke!

@loveableterror- has an SRT and knows how to wield it!: gotta love it when people don't believe it's OEM - my friend has an Evo 8, but pulled the rear wing so it would be less conspicuous - he's been pulled over and asked to prove that it's "stock", asked on campus whether that squealing from the brakes is a safety…

@BigBrownPimpsta: Do what everyone suggested and fluch. Tell them you took the cayenne to a porsche-certified mechanic who didn't charge you an arm and a leg. And tell your brother to buy a more masculine vehicle in the future - Cayenne GTS/X5M, etc...

@7speter: none really, but with an electric, awd is as simple as another motor hooked up to a front drive axle, with a computer telling it when to run and when to coast, unlike a conventional setup with transfer-cases, 2 sets of drive-axles, power loss, extra weight, etc.

@Gothmog3VZ: silly nibbles must hate me

@Gothmog3VZ: