You can split The Graham Norton Show episodes into two groups. The ones without Miriam Margoyles and the ones with her in it. She’s ... quite a character.

This is often done by bodypainters, and is in no way meant to be wearable fashion. It’s goofing around with visuals, and that’s about it.

Whoa, it’s almost like runway fashion isn’t meant for everyday use?!?

The HUGE piece of the article that was inexplicably omitted: “...The teens have been accused of disrupting the movie by making noise and throwing things. Staff at some cinemas have even said they’ve suffered a “massive” financial impact, having to issue refunds because of the bad behavior...”

You completely failed the premise of the headline. You told us that kids in nice clothes are being banned... But not WHY!

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

I’m just going to come out and say it:

I really don’t understand this marketing campaign for The Flash.

Yah, knowing basically nothing about Disneyland’s Marvel stuff, I definitely assumed this was about an actual stunt performer that actually died at first. Had to go through a series of “holy shit why is this article being so flippant about this tragedy" before eventually deciding "okay there's no way this is real".

Was this deliberately phrased like Yoda

I don’t put lettuce & tomato on a burger because I think it’s healthy. I put them on because I like eating them on a burger. If your tomato and lettuce are sliding around, then you stacked the burger wrong and/or your tomato slice is too thick.

“Blanc doesn’t have the appeal of a Poirot or Holmes.”

In the X-rated cut, Morbius strips.

Don’t forget Morbius 2: Batshit Boogaloo

I’m looking forward to Morbius 3: Morbiest.

Of course not, the plural of Morbius is Morbii.

“And I’m like, it’s the only jib I got, baby!”

You know, we have had a pretty good run. Might be time to let the sharkcano purify the world

This is from 2011. Slow news day?

True, but John is dead and he sounded fine.