Yup. It comes as a bit of a surprise to American viewers that a lot of Bake-Off (sue me, Pillsbury, and I’ll cripple your doughboy by booting his tiny bollocks into the sun) winners get a cake stand or some floral arrangement. The real money’s to be made after the show - especially the eternally-fabulous Nadiya…

Poles n’ Holes

Tabasco chipotle, Worchestire sauce, lime juice, salted rim, in a frozen glass with a couple ice cubes so it’s really cold.   Been doing this for years, just like I was drinking beers in the shower long before the internet started talking about shower beers. #trendsetter

The best part of the 2nd Conan clip above is when Andy Richter describes Norm’s joke as like having someone take you on a 4-mile hike to show you a dog turd. Norm falls off the couch laughing and shakes Richter’s hand.

I once submitted ‘Want To Feel Old? The ‘Nevermind’ Baby Doesn’t Fit In That Pool Anymore’ to Hard Times

Although it’s spelled out here in this very article, always important to connect the dots and zero in on the very important fact that Shkreli’s conviction had nothing to do with jacking up the price of life saving drugs, which was a perfectly legal thing to do, and could easily happen again (and to lesser degrees is…

The title was officially announced months ago (and presumed since at least Vol. 2 was named) so this really seems to be reaching for the snark.

My favorite part of Man Bites Dog (*Spoiler?*) was when they run across another serial killer with a better funded documentary crew following him, so he kills them all and gives his crew the better equipment.

I blame society. Society made me what I am.

How come I don’t see a picture of the logo in this article?  

Wanda: I’m sorry about my brother. I know he’s insensitive. He’s had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.

how misleading on the headline

Interestingly, AV Club gave this episode of Bob and David an “A”.

Phil McGraw is a maroon that is gonna get people kilt.

Breakfast is only until 10 AM, sir.

I can’t believe you would just admit to that in front of everyone. Using Bing? What kind of fucking sicko are you?

I just hate it when the video I’m watching is obtuse yet obvious

I like how an unproduced script now constitutes a “version” of a movie. All this version is missing is cinematography, music, sound effects, actors, pretty much the whole “audiovisual” element.

*sniff* I never knew my crawdad.

am i having a stroke or does that first paragraph make absolutely no sense?