Username checks out.

I have a true semen anecdote.

You should let FIFA know so they can update their rule book. Sorry...so they can update the “Laws of the Game.” Don’t want to come across as a stupid American who doesn’t know proper terminology.

I mean, you’re not even right.

or, like, people with children? people with familial bonds and healthy emotional relationships? People who don’t post stupid fucking comments on nerd blogs?

Todd Frazier is going to hell—which I hear actually has a better baseball team

Meh, it’s fine, but Bergman would have put out a better record label.

I broke an ankle just watching this video.

La Liga is fortunate Barcelona won, otherwise they’d petition to have the result declared invalladolid

Do you feel that way about anything else? Art/video games/fiction books? 

you mean that dinner that celebrates the immigrants victory over the natives?

Man talk about a double whammy of things you guys absolutely trash all the time.

Man talk about a double whammy of things you guys absolutely trash all the time.

Woulda been awesome to watch if true. We all win!

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?  With a Hoover, the dirtbag is on the inside.

Looking forward to Trump calling for a mass-boycott of insulin.

He was cast as the Juggernaut, bitch!

Family Guy fans? Where? *glances around, confused*

But don’t worry that dude defends Stalin.