He didn’t say anything about a white adult playing him as an adult though.

Macaulay Culkin obvs.

The BBC really have cut the budget on the new season of Top Gear.

Ahhh bless. He is a confused word-bibbler.

If William H Macy is being given equal pay to anyone else, either the universe is askew or he should fire his agent.

As a Brit I don’t really know who he is other than being the father of a bard of rapeish verse. I IMDB’d his legacy and it read like the full sitcom career of Troy McClure (You might remember me from such shows as “Bear With Me”, “Robodoc”, “The Mike Tyson Mysteries”, “Stepmonster”and who could forget “Hope &…

Fix the Cable: LET GOD SORT THEM OUT!

How do you know he’s not a Native American in partial white-face? Mr Conclusions McJumpface.

Hand’s up how many people watched the full Chinese epic Mulan: Legendary Warrior (2009)?

Yet nobody talks about when Jerry and the chaps go to Monk’s diner in Seinfeld not only does the interior look nothing like the exterior (establishing shot) the exterior often shows the place is called Tom’s Restaurant. I love that about the show.

And Siri will now tell you the time (if asked nicely).

Also Kingsmen: The Secret Service had (to my ears) the same music as The Avengers et al.)

I was hoping to make a Prince spoonerism (When Cub’s Dry) but the Cubs are doing too well.

Finally a movie made solely with me in mind.

It was the overuse of the motif in the score I couldn't stand.

I seem to be missing the part of the article where people are upset with her for anything she said.

He had heart!

So if I go to a restaurant and order "Death by Chocolate" cake I should assume that it is within the restaurant's right to crush me with a 20 tonne gateaux?

“Stupid Baby Would Prefer To Plummet To Hard Ground Rather Than Catch Superstition Flowers” would also be a way to go.

When you hug the naked guys in the locker room you tend to get towel fluff all over your sweatpants. He thought ahead of that moment and brought the lint roller. Nothing strange about that at all.