Leave it to Peterson to know how to make a switch.

Makes sense. We know that he's experienced in various disciplines.

Why are the beans ABOVE the frank?

JJ Watt and him could form their own team where they are the sole members and probably still win the NFC South

"I'm a mixture of all the Brazilian animals. I was born out of the explosion of joy that happened when they announced that Rio would host the Olympic Games. Now, I shall swim into your penis and infect you with Olympic spirit!"

Hey Ken!

Since I guess you will stick to Fords for a while, which would you turn into a monster next time if it was only up to you?

Clapton's car is ugly. the grille makes me want to punch him in the face really fucking hard.

I hope they do this to Kobe later just to see him go for a furious 42 point night on 17-48 shooting.

Darude - Sandstorm

An old man playing with kids? He's Michael Jackson every day.

So when is the inaugural race of the Non-Street/Race legal Rich Persons Play Thing Grand Tour

Half of the Bengals fan base is in Kentucky, so they're equally as confused about why kissing their sister is deemed a bad thing.

Kickers schmickers. Rotate through the lineup like everyone else does when it's shootout time. I want OLBs trying to get the ball through the uprights!

I want a shootout. Kickers start at the 30 and back up by 5 each time taking turns until one of them misses one and the other hits it.

And he still has six games left against the NFC East, he could rush for 1,000 yards just against the Giants, Eagles and Racists.

Is there any possibility someone can make these articles, but europe-centered? Because most if not all of these are not available here in europe.

Vin Scully wins all of broadcasting with, "Now both bullpens empty, that's a show of...whatever."

Which is idiotic. If his teammates come over and pat him on the head, it's not a penalty. If they stand around and watch his imaginary putt, it's a penalty. SO DUMB. The NFL is entertainment, this shit is entertaining. It gets soft on DV, but god help you if you do a celebration that some old white man on the field…

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.