If they perfect the skinny-person poop pill, I'm never counting another Weight Watchers point. Down the hatch!

Yay! Organ meats and nuts, together at last!

I was expecting that bit at the end to evolve into a green eggs and spam style rhyme...

Keep em coming Lindy!

P.s. - Are we allowed to start making food tasting suggestions?

Please go to hell. Just go. Do not come back from the pits of hell. You belong there. Enjoy your stay in hell.

I like that he gave her what for, but still left the door open at the end. I hope she learns to love her son again and gives them a call.

This is really sweet, but... my first thought was "Man, how many batshit crazy people are going to read this, decide it's the most romantic thing ever, and then silently seethe with resentment and passive-aggressive hostility as each day passes and their clueless S.O. fails to throw them their dream Pinterest wedding…

Awesome solution.

The solution is to just have one book with all these tips. A lot of the girls' options already go hand in hand with the boys'.

YES. There was another pair of books like this about 10 years ago. Survival guides or something. The girls one had shit about slumber parties and the boy's had practical things like how to start a campfire with sticks. I explained to my daughter that they were really for all kids and that if she wanted she could have…

Ermmm, no.

GROSS, PEREZ HILTON! GAG ME!

Will always be the best gif.

Only a true asshole would steal a bed and food from an actual homeless person when there are already not enough beds or food for people who are homeless.

I wonder if this asshat realizes by doing these "tours" he is taking away beds/resources from people who actually need them.

The Southern Poverty Law Center needs to officially categorize the Republican Party as a terrorist organization and hate group. This shit's ridiculous.

please report back posthaste with your findings.

I'm going to click on the hash-tag #greatful and then judge all of them.

You are young and therefore part of the problem.

Honestly, I've just always found newspapers to be unwieldy and awkward, and find that I read a lot more things when it's on a screen that doesn't require complex origami in order to hold it in the proper position.