I've heard that pot smoking is great. I have friends that smoke on the reg and they seem to truck along joyously. But it's never really done anything for me physically. And also I have a paralyzing fear of getting caught and going to jail. I've seen the TV shows. Jail seems bad.

Ginger sass-mobile, you inspire me. Really my week is never complete without several of your thought provoking editorials. I know you've never met me but reading your work is like getting affirmation that *at least one* person in this world shares my reality. <3

"Today I finally got my fucking appearance fee"

One of the Jackson girls? It's JANET (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty).

And, yeah, my coworkers were not those people.

Are you the greatest coworker of all time or the worst? I feel like only an international tribunal can answer this question.

I did this once (and brought it in on my first day of work to share... oops!), but I used vanilla oreos, crushed, with a small portion of them died blue, for realistic "odor crystals." The poo was softened, molded tootsie rolls, which look much more like cat poo if you do it right (you can pull them apart and get that…

To be fair, that sounds like a lot of people outside Florida, too.

WHERE IS JULIET LEWIS!?!?!?!?! Would have been perfection.

Totally random, but I wouldn't mind naming my future daughter Winona Christina Parker. Thanks Jez....

In a better world, wars would be replaced with competitive sassing between national representatives. In that better world, America has just defeated Russia.

Hahahahahha! I am a man & can physically overpower you in a blitz attack on a humorous whim while I'm hanging out with my best bro! Your consent & bodily autonomy means nothing to me!

It will all be clear one day soon.

Drinking tea naked? I'm intrigued.

Am I alone in finding this irritating, rather than funny? Not all filmed sex is porn. I am so fucking grateful for HBO, a TV channel that portrays adults swearing and having sex - just like they do in real life. I cannot stand the nannying, 'what about the children' censorship that is considered normal on terrestrial…

People who meet Jenny McCarthy and don't immediately have sex with her have an obvious reason for not having sex with her: they have met her.

I wish you posted more pictures! Also, the patterns are atrocious. Can designers please stop using these hideous patterns for plus-sized clothing? What happened to the lace, ruffles, sequins, pastels, etc. that we see on regular models? They don't look like the fabulous women that they are and that they deserve to be!

Mmm... half-baked arguments...

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A very common misconception. Pure alcohol is distinct from carbohydrates. Some alcoholic beverages do contain carbs (beer, wine, liquers) either as residual sugars from distillation or added after. Plain distilled spirits (vodka, gin, rum, tequila), however, are carb-free.