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As a fully grown man, (not a guy)
vagina-clack
That whole Madonna-masturbating-on-the-bed thing doesn't look so bad now, does it 90s-era pearl clutchers?
fremdschämen
Everyone stand back. A MAN HAS SPOKEN.
and oh yeah, i am effing SICK, literally SICK, of seeing women naked or half naked shaking their entire body about FULLY dressed men who move about as much as cardboard boxes. it's so excessive...and very very obvious. it just makes me angry...
Sean Connery was not amused.
My 7 year old cried out "this so disturbing! What happened to Hannah Montana?!?!"
Who's bachelor party is this?
Going from a big city to a small town is so hard. I'm doing that right now. I grew up in Orlando but am currently stuck with my husband at a Seven Sisters in Western Mass. No friends. No social life. It's awful. Only a few more months... /sigh I feel your pain.
I don't know. Sometimes I read romance novels or historical novels for that reason - because it seems like the people in those books just have simpler, happier lives. And sometimes I think I would have liked to have lived fifty or sixty years ago, because despite all the social problems, it seems like life was easier…
Sounds like you're having a rough time now. I'm feeling pretty crappy atm too, so I'm not the best cheerer-upper, but you're welcome to talk more about what's going on with you if you want. *hugs*
Being depressed is hard. Being sick is hard. Being a mom is hard. Being depressed and sick and the mother of a *spirited* two year old has been really hard for me lately. I'm battling a depressive cycle and my thyroid is doing fuck knows what and I just really feel like I can't do it anymore. But I do for my daughter.…
Omg I just got carded in a movies lol going to see Worlds End ha ha.
this sounds amaaaaazing
Anyone here a big Damages fan? I have so many thoughts about the super complex relationship between Ellen and Patty and generally every aspect of the show, but no one to share them with! I feel like I am poised to write a damn thesis at this point haha. Did people just skip over this show? Was it not that popular? I…