"U.S. law clearly bans tourism to Cuba by American citizens because it provides money to a cruel, repressive and murderous regime."

Ummm...since when is snack given NOT awesome!? You rock Wolverine Snack Lady!

Someone needs to explain to me the fascination some men have with their jizz. I excrete stuff, but I pretty much just wipe it off and move on. I don't need to watch any of it coming out, I don't need to get it on anyone else, and I don't get offended if someone doesn't want to taste or ingest any of it. Excretions…

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Another thing is that the people who wave the Confederate flag always seem to be the people who claim to love America so much. That flag is a symbol of treason. You cannot love America and proudly display the Confederate flag.

DAMN YOU, now that song is stuck in my head.

The South has, for years, attempted to redefine the Confederate flag as a symbol of southern pride devoid of its racist history.

One of the biggest problems with this (there are many), is that it is telling all those toooootally racist people people, that aww it's ok... THIS kind of racism is ok, so long as you aren't yelling the N-word at someone 's face... It's just cute, little old accidental racism :) I am friends with a black guy, see? …

But I want to feel morally superior to people making less than the minimum wage...

I can't wait for the "meta-How's My Nanny" when someone gets reported for not paying enough attention to their child while reporting someone on How's My Nanny.

At a park I saw a nanny with two kids (older blonde girl and reddish haired boy) who was to busy flirting with a chimney sweep to notice both kids fell INTO a chalk painting. She ignored their cries for help, instead responding to them in gibberish words. Later, when the girl asked for her medicine, all the nanny gave…

Anyone else wish nannies would retaliate and do the same thing to the parents?

"I would smack a baby on live television for that metabolism."

I'd wager that a lot of teenagers eat like shit BECAUSE THEY CAN. I would smack a baby on live television for that metabolism. I lived on Little Debbies and chocolate milk in high school and it did not matter, because I was practically indestructible back then. Now... whoa. A couple of days of crap eating and I'm…