I'm married, over 30 and have had a kid and sill got that "breed damn it, how can you not want to breed until your bits fall out?" Line-o-bullshit.

There is no need for it. I've heard more horror stories from IUDs and I still dot think we should be bringing out the pitchforks on them.

There is no need for it. I've heard more horror stories from IUDs and I still dot think we should be bringing out the pitchforks on them.

They aren't shoving it up there with a rusty freaking pipe snake! It is an in office medical procedure done with local anesthetic by a trained OB/GYN.
Ask someone who has had it done. Like me.

I have these implants. The procedure was uncomfortable but there was only one afternoon of recovery time. The dye test however sucked balls, mostly because they didn't warn me it would hurt and be awkward as hell. I have no pain at all. What I have is piece of mind that I will not get pregnant. I can't tell you how…

As was my reply. Dammit we need a font!

A nice pop of color turquoise or red maybe? Oh, or a print, something to kill the bland. Seriously tight only gets you so far in nana's girdle.

A nice pop of color turquoise or red maybe? Oh, or a print, something to kill the bland. Seriously tight only gets you so far in nana's girdle.

It just seemed like a 15 year olds wet dream to me. Shows what I know.

It just seemed like a 15 year olds wet dream to me. Shows what I know.

Can anyone explain to me how Sucker Punch is supposed to be a feminist movie?

Oh no. It was Life Story that got me. I've never been a huge fan of his (not a detractor either just meh) but damn. I could listen to him drawl all night and then some.

With possible delusional tendencies?

Pierced, threesome havin', tatty, fatty with glasses here...WHOOOO I'm in the clear!

My daughter refused to nap at around three. It nearly broke me. She would start up like a monkey on speed at the butt crack of dawn and be going at the same pace until we put her to bed at 8.

It's way worse when the cover looks cool and the story sounds good but the movie is absolute shit.

Oh, and my name has come back around to some mild popularity. It's weird when your friends give their kid your name.
Jayden was the big name in first grade last year 3 in Little P's class. 2 girls one boy.

When picking a name for the tiny pyre I looked for meaning first. Her first and middle name (according to the site I used) together mean "My Wonderful Light". I have only heard that people my age have grandmothers or other older distant relatives back in Mexico or Spain with her name which is funny because the name is…

That last line is so delicious it should be fattening.

I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed by or proud of how few names I ever recognize reading Dirt Bag.