Business nipples.

Oddly boring.

Man, I was scared for a minute. There are two boxes of that brand spooty tubes in my fridge right now. My kid eats the hell out of those things.

Try ModCloth. I'm pretty sure they have/had something almost identical at least for summer anyway.

I am utterly fascinated.
Gods that looks like sarcasm typed out no mate what punctuation I use. It's not, I swear.

It wants brains.

Since when does 12 gray hairs = silver fox?

There are SO MANY dudes I think that about. I'd list them but I'm pretty sure their fangirls would devour my soul.

Single people.

I want an underwater treadmill. I think it would make my knee very happy.

I want that mascara and lipstick.
I have never put on makeup while driving and every time I see it I want to ram their car.
I see a lot more readers and utensil needing food eating than makeup application though.
I once say a cop playing solitaire on the laptop they have mounted in the car, while driving.

They clearly know nothing of alligators. They prefer ham.

I would get that on a shirt.

Wow, I thought it was harsh that my daughter's school writes a note on the kids hand. They still feed them though.

Thanks, now I have to explain to a six your old why mommy is cry/laughing.

That mess right there is why I fear joining a book club.

That's just how I felt when I found it. ;)

This is a good time to mention Bookmooch.com. Its free to sign up. You list your books that you want to get rid of and make a wishlist of what you want. All you ever pay is shipping books out and with media mail pricing being so low it's never more than a few bucks.

Dear gods... I've never heard of it but sadly I can picture my brother on it.