Goobintar
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Goobintar

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

More like Not-so-slenderman

"B-b-b-but you were successful! Everyone else in your situation who fails is just lazy! Bootstraps! 'Murica! Wharrbargghalhlghgldkfjahd;fjfk"

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"Something does not have to be directly observed to be proven."

I am a man, and I approve of this post. Anyone who has a problem with it or calls misandry or whatever clearly didn't read step 1. Seriously, if you're being assaulted, if you're being threatened or mugged or whatever, self-defense is totally reasonable.

HOW COME GOD IS SO SEXIST THAT HE MAKES WOMEN WITHOUT BALLS? THIS IS BULLSHIT.

If they want to ignore them, that's fine. It's for everyone else reading who would think they were right if no other facts were presented.

This should have given the woman a clue.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

Oxycontin

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

"Why this lady was not fit to drive, but had access to firearms is something that should be looked into."

Given your run-on sentence, I'll assume you're flying AirTran. Consider commas, going forward. If your supposition is correct, it's just possible they'll lead to a trans-continental flight in a proper bed, drunk on top shelf gin.

i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time