I’m from PA. I’ve got you, fam.

Speak for yourself. I watched PR as a kid because it had kung fu fighting (that’s what I called it back then), giant fucking robots, and sweet suits. I didn’t think, “Oh look how silly and non-serious it is! Ha ha! I like that it’s soooooo cheesy!” No, I was a kid, those concepts were foreign to me like Carl said. …

AFAIK, nutrionist isn’t a protected title, so anyone can call themselves one and make bullshit claims. A dietician would be a better person to ask.

No, you’re thinking of stouts.

I think you’ll find that a lot of these people were victims of abuse themselves when they were younger and it’s a continuing cycle. Maybe instead of getting our pitchforks we should be gEttinger counseling for them all. Old and young. We could maybe put an end to it if we stopped trying to shit all over people who…

As long as it’s one, or both, of these dogs.

I suggest we change the name to chlorofluorocarbonwarbons because I said so.

I’m fairly positive that BT corn isn’t banned in the US since it’s grown as feed for livestock.

Because you’re awesome? Duh...

I bet he is the type of person to wear 3 different brightly colored polos and that his dad owns a dealership.

It really depends on the culture. Aiel women can handle themselves. All of them can use a knife and Far Dareis Mai (or Maidens of the Spear) are as fierce of warriors as any man. Atha’an Miere (Sea Folk) have a balance between genders just like the Aiel, but each with roles only one can fill. Everywhere in the…

I wouldn’t mind the comedic relief she’d provide.

Are you saying Drumpf pooped out his wife? Maybe it’s too inception-y for him to hear the creature he pooped put pooping himself. This is a conspiracy theory worth developing.

I agree with the idea that some people should not be allowed to use certain bathrooms. They are:

Don’t be. You had no control over how things were going to play out. Even if you convinced your father to go to a closer hospital, or said something to your mother sooner, or started CPR the moment you thought he had passed, nothing would have changed. He got to spend his final moments with his wife and child. Not…

Some Janets just want to watch the world Frankenfurter?

It’s never easy. It never gets easier either, but we keep finding a new pet to help fill the void for when human companionship is not available or lacking. About 2 years ago my cat, Theodore Logan, developed kidney failure and his muscles atrophied in his hind legs. He was always fat, as was his brother Bill who…

Well, I did see a woman crush a few watermelons with her thighs. Some people may feel Beyonce capable of doing the same and are terrified of the sheer thigh strength she possesses. What if she used it to crush their skull?

That may be in their best interest. Call 911 and the cops will either not show up or, of they do come, shoot you and you’re elderly neighbor. At least with a crackhead the possibilities aren’t binary.

The only thing that offended me about the halftime show were some of the outfits during Coldplay’s performance and the fact that my roommate said they were ripping off the Beatles with the color scheme. They don’t have a trademark on bright colors. Seriously.