Jebus, I depressed myself with that comment.

I really want Mulan's soldier outfit, though.

"My Cousin Vinnie"

You look classy to me up close. Because you have your priorities in order. ;)

I appreciate that they made women and the hit box the same size for fairness. Many nights were spent losing valuable friendships over this little bastard:

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words and can demolish huge mountains of excuses and rationalizations.

LOL omg, I just flashed back to conversation I saw on reddit in which some pleeb was arguing that he would be of great value in military missions should he decide to join up because...he played C.O.D.

Canada, Denmark, Ireland, New Zealand, Italy, Finland, Germany, Israel, Norway, Switzerland, Serbia, Sweden and Taiwan all have female soldiers in active combat. This year the United States Armed Forces finally lifted their ban, so women are now permitted to serve as frontline troops and can also become elite…

Call of Duty isn't really known for its realism.

Not sure I am buying into that whole "not possible before" thing, but I am glad they are doing it, it's about time. Would you like to be forced to play with an avatar of the opposing sex on an online game that you love? Choice is key.

Haha, I kind of wish they did do the height difference. If only because it would obviously mean wailing from the community as they're forced to give up their macho characters in multiplayer and choose the smaller, harder to hit lady character.

The old version of the engine couldn't handle women.

You're damned right that I'm concerned about the money. Marrying up is probably the only way I would be able to haul myself out of working class.

Count me as a dude who wouldn't really want to marry someone who is poor, but also wouldn't marry one who was a member of the 0.01% either. When you come from vastly different socioeconomic classes there just isn't that much relation and shared background. I would be as uncomfortable dating a woman who grew up dirt…

baby geese = goslings

#1 perk of big-spooning...

Oh, the Butterfly! That position is actually quite underrated, especially in times of hot weather or unusually bad breath.

My greatest and worst contribution to the human species and the English language was my invention of the word "cuddlelingus."