The broadcast signals in NYC have never been the same since the Twin Towers were destroyed. I have friends who haven't been able to get certain channels since the transmitters were reconstructed on top of the ESB.

I got rid of cable and got a rooftop antenna and the picture is vastly superior. I don't miss cable TV at all.

This article proves once and for all that Millennials are a bunch of fucking morons. You apparently have no idea who Hillary Clinton is or what she stands for or what she has accomplished and you have no interest in learning any of that information. You hear Bernie Sanders promise you free shit and you like free shit,…

Yeah, I use Ad-Block Plus and I have no idea what people are talking about when they complain about YouTube commercials.

Only Millennials would make this guy a millionaire. Good job, guys.

A lot of Sanders supporters probably wear a straitjacket out on date night.

The GOP are salivating over the idea of facing Bernie Sanders, a Marxist socialist candidate who practices atheism. Bernie polls well with college hippies and young adults who hope he’ll erase their college loans, but most of the United States doesn’t live in Vermont. America is going to really suck under President…

Electric cars are just better cars in general. The Tesla S is amazing and there is no range anxiety as long as you have access to a supercharger (and the supercharger network is vast.) Say goodbye soon to your gas-powered cars, because they will be pretty rare on the road in about a decade’s time.

Women are incredibly powerful. Men should take note of that.

I am so glad that I finished my college education before all of this stuff. I encourage everyone out there to sign up for accredited online colleges instead of living and attending classes on campus. I earned my most recent diploma that way and I avoided almost all the negativity, racism, sexism, and politics…

It’s sad that Starbucks is opposed to diversity. Multiculturalism is at the heart of what the United States stands for.

Damn soccer hooligans always stirring up trouble!

Teenagers are the fucking worst.

Moral of the story: Teenagers are little shits.

If anyone out there was wondering, this is what “patriarchy” actually looks like. It’s much different than a man on the subway sitting with his legs apart.

What’s the problem here? The mechanic didn’t follow the law and shirked his duties, so now he’s legally liable for the consequences. Seems pretty cut and dry to me.

Clickbait is so much fun!

Yay! Bring back everything from the 1990s! We'll start with fanny packs and end with jobs for people with liberal arts degrees!

All this stuff with internet mob mentality really frightens me, because it shows how the American people have completely lost faith in the rule of law. We no longer believe that we can depend on law enforcement at any level or the court system in the United States. While some people are lauding Anonymous for what…

I'm glad we have all this out of the way. Now we can all return to eating an entire bag of Lays and eating ice cream directly out of the carton while watching "Say Yes to the Dress".