i’ve never seen the original british pennies from heaven with bob hoskins.

you must be a “heady bro” which is, i imagine, a bro who loved the films of glenne headly???

i think that song was about cum

Fake Rape Accusation: The Movie, starring the discolored, swollen moon pie that used to be Rose McGowan’s face

BAN was sub-MadTV level skit trash and verged on coonery. The rest of the season was rather genius.

Bradbury wasn’t a lefty

Will anyone born after 1985 even be familiar with the word book?

The first essential av club article of the year. More like this, bitches

Clown pussy

i stopped watching the show after the episode where negan beat glen to death. in that moment, i felt the show demonstrated why a literal translation of a bleak, antisocial zombie comic to TV could never, would never work.

How many art films are aimed at teens?

i thought we all quit hq because some famous trump-supporting homo invested in it??

he’s complaining because he won? fine. you lost. we are taking away your win. feel better??

Maybe he wants to have an orgasm in her body.

Adams Sandler is at this point arguably more consistently entertaining and less cravenly money-grubbing than Star Wars.

Never heard a Kendrick Lamar song. I’m pretty sure the last rap song I heard was J.Z.’s 99 Bitches.

Force Awakens presents a bunch of questions JJ didn’t care what the answer is. Typical JJ. Who is Snoke? Doesn’t matter. Just asking the question is the point.

What about Crimewave (1985) the Raimi-Coen bros. collaboration that is part live-action Tex Avery short, part pastiche of 1930s and 40s noir film tropes and part Police Squad style self-aware satirical anarchy that presaged both the over-the-top violence of Evil Dead 2 and No Country For Old Men’s meditation of human…

everyone born after 1985 is worthless, soulless, and deserves the living shit-mare that america has become.

kyle jenner is, i believe, bruce jenner’s transgender son who is married to a kardashian.