i also had one of those Mr T noisemaker keychains

Poor people shouldn’t be allowed to yell at their social betters.

There’s somerging admirable about pushy hometown eateries that force customers not to be picky, complaining little bitches.

true insufferable cunts don’t even know how to stream music.

accept it millennials: some of your views on sexuality are outside the mainstream and dangerous to a functioning democracy. it is a strange and unamerican idea that every rape accusation should be met with a blacklisting of the accused in every case.

I want to cum on her face so fucking badly.

Woody Allen is an actual artist, not merely a craftsman. We have to contend with that. We aren’t talking about a mere celebrity, but a bold architect of culture. This means he is larger than life, immensely important. He is absolutely a deranged person who has savagely violated social norms with his transgressive…

Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein are accused (remember there is basically no proof of any wrongdoing here, that’s why neither will ever go to jail) are accused of violating public norms. Being fat and queer both go against the norm.

Great article.

Torturing a dead rat is one step below farting on a pile of shit.

I recently had a glass of water for the first time, and I don’t see what all the hubbub is about.

you’re asking millennials to accept that there may be some measure of nuance to anything? good luck!!!!

wait, so now ordering someone to drive an unsafe car is literal rape? rape is rape. a car crash is not rape.

Is Cardi B the first admitted former-prostitute to make it big? We’ve all heard rumors and allegations about done stars, but is Cardi the first openly retired hooker celebrity?

Age is a huge factor in the Me Too/Time’s Up movement. As much as it’s a rebellion against chauvinism, it’s also a rebellion against the free-love ethos of the 1960s left-wing.

We’ve known Woody was a kiddie fucker for literally decades. Why is it bothering you so much now?

Please Ban All Millennial Trash. That means no “can’t evens,” bruhs, baes, wokes or fams.

Do you somehow imagine that epic and bruh were 80s slang?

You’re right. That is sexist. And now that you mention it, maybe America shouldn’t be involved in the war in Vietnam.

The fake rape accusation Oscars should be fun. Hopefully they will mention all the great stars destroyed by fake rape accusations, and how it doesn’t matter if the hoaxes are true!! A simple accusation is grounds for blacklisting anyone.