he squeezed her butt so hard it made his journalism less reliable?

and when he had sex with tasha yar, did cum shoot out of his ding dong??

the title was batman v. superman, not vs.

he uses his own heat vision.

jurassic world and man of steel were, respectively, parts 4 and 6 of once-beloved franchises.

“Hot take” is millennial gibberish. Life begins at 40, bitch.

kylo ren is literally the only fun and interesting part of that movie.

its an incredibly big budget confusing porno version of lord of the rings. that is literally all it is.

I stopped watching after the episode where Negan beat Glen to death. I found it cheap, exploitative and a bridge too far for a consistently graceless and inelegant program.

He said nigger and Jew and called his slut wife a slut. He did nothing wrong.

We must let the 19 year old cultural studies majors of Twitter determine liberal social policy for us.

He anally raped the little girl so hard it made his compelling art bad? That’s not how anal rape works.

so glad we lost a great actor and a great show so 2 whiny lying twats can feel more secure in their imaginary worlds.

THIS JUST IN: millennial who loves to say controversial shit on social media says controversial shit on social media.

she’s a very talented 20-something comedian who somehow was mistaken for a serious artist. GIRLS is the millennial SEINFELD, but millennials are so bizarrely incapable of self-awareness, they thought it was the white, female ROOTS or something.

vintage millennial horse shit: social media forces you to pretend to believe in the cause-of-the-moment even if it makes no sense but you must endlessly continue revising your stance in social media posts affirming your nebulous affiliation with whatever social media says is virtuous at the moment.

don’t bother E! the feminists somehow remembered (after al franken) that they were only ever angry about trump. its like how my wife gets mad at work and comes home and takes it out on me. women are like that.

why are you calling him dril? it says his name is wint.

I saw it. It is a horror parody. Just because it has black people in it being funny about black issues doesn’t make it a drama.

why is batman wearing a cape? what, does he think he is superman? why is batman climbing a wall, bats don’t climb walls! wait. is he supposed to be bruce wayne here or batman? why is he using a different voice? do people usually have two distinct voices? the film never gives the jokers name. don’t people usually have…