better things, AKA louie but less amusing

that would also be a moral crime!! anything involving a pussy is a crime against liberalism!

AKA she is a worthless bitch.

HOLD YOUR BREATH, STARtiNGn NOW!!!

OF COURSE all of this is stupid and morally wrong but only because the INTERNET IS DUMB AND WRONG!

oh. or fuck you and tigger notaro and all the other anti-masturbation activists. louis did nothing wrong. drop dead.

we should be really proud of ourselves, guys. another masturbator brought down.

I know av club didn’t like that episode for not being punk enough (sigh) but it was completely fine as an episode.

Notice how the liberals now have a problem with men masturbating their own penises.

Good. Let’s make sure no one gets to work again except for the ultra-faggots.

Jim Beam is bourbon. You guys knew that, right?

The joke is that anyone has ever heard of Puff Daddy, the worst kind of one hit wonder.

Manson should be required to apologize for not being a 19 year old white liberal, as should every American.

What kind of music does this guy play, church music? I’m 40. Never heard of him.

Sorry Rose McGowan, Asia Argento, and any other hasbeen D-lister from 35 years ago whom apparently constitute the vanguard of neo-feminism, I would give anything to eat out Ali Wong’s butt. She is amazing.

What if her opinion doesn’t live up to the rigid standards of these hasbeen actresses who were touched inappropriately 40 years ago?

Sorry bitch. That’s life.

or maybe not everyone agrees with your opinion on the issue? could that possibly be it?

the headline is a few cranks on twitter think another thing is offensive?

sweet jesus. when i saw the headline, for a moment i thought terry crewes was being accused by liberals of sexual misbehavior, and i almost cried out in horror.