anyone who has ever touched a human breast ever is a murderer.

yeah, its really cool to boast about being into stuff before everybody else. people really respect it when they hear shit like that.

a primer isn’t just a list of shit you should go look up on your own.

shouldn’t the headline be that these jokes are aging extremely well?

it’s sexual harrassment. trump and affleck sexually harrassed women. if anything unwelcomed is an assault, then the word itself loses meaning. if it isn’t violent, it isn’t an assault. cosby and weinstein’s rapes can be considered assaults, but groping is not assault unless it is a violent grope.

not sure what is more disappointing, her gross nose ring or the fact that she reads harry potter.

Those are code words. SJW is code for liberals, blacks and queers.

David Gordon Green has two distinct but similar modes: so high he can’t function and this movie is an obvious embarrassment to him and the audience; and so high he just effortlessly tapped into that perceptible membrane of consciousness between the dream world and the liminal.

Unacceptable according to who? What are you, film Pope? Sometimes the mic slips into the shot when film making. Often such a take has good acting and framing so it gets left in the cut. Fuck you. Should he have digitally removed it???

I’m not sure I understand the review. Louis gets a B- for being insufficiently socialist???? His movie is about Manhattan elites and fails to atone for his alleged acts of heterosexuality. Are those the flaws that marred this film???

Madeline, the “hey” means one thing and one thing alone. It means “your response to the sex seems underwhelming. Am I mistaken or is the look on your face, as I suspect, one of boredom?”

This is a terrible article. Meryl Streep is completely correct that Snapchat is a sexting app. You are the kooky aunt, Megan.

Because the dealership is owned by a white man, whose feelings matter.

Next time, try being a white Christian, ya dumb faggot.

Wait, so these little whores actually have sex with The Bachelor???

Zero sympathy for the girl. She laid back while a guy took out his dick and jerked off long enough to fully climax, presumably with his dick close enough to her face that she knew what was about to squirt out of it... then afterwards she realized she had been uncomfortable the whole time. Well, then the time and place…

Find me one episode from the 70s where they don't stare at the cue cards constantly. You can't. There are no such episodes. That is the way the show has always been. They are told to always keep their eyes on the cards. So you can't say it's becoming an issue or whatever.

TGI Fridays and Olive Garden just microwave frozen entrees. You knew that right?

Yes I'm sure this FoxNews pundit didnt say anything bad about Hilary Clinton.

Hey shit bird. People with disabilities know they have disabilities.