Dale Earnhardt Sr.-> Kerry Earnhardt

Well, he did want to be a hot rod when he grew up!

at least your girlfriend puts paper on the holder. My wife and son seem to be befuddled by this spring-loaded technology that can seemingly suspend toilet paper like some kind of magic carpet that you can wipe your ass with.

I like the baby in the back with his "WTF did I just sign up for?" expression.

Hmmmmm...

My guess? Lady Gaga's backup dancers taking a break during rehearsals.

I agree... we should make some sort of Pledge.

Can I borrow your boom box? There's this valedictorian I'm looking to impress...

While that new McLaren is great, the McLaren F1 is what I consider the epitome of supercars. As crazy as the newest Bugatti/Pagani/Shelby SSC is, the fact that a car that was designed in the early '90's can keep up with the current crop of supercars is a testament to its design.

If there's a Smokey Yunick documentary on, you should soak that shit in like an oak cask full of Kentucky Bourbon.

I don't think you're being fair about this at all... Two Broke Girls makes Whitney look like Community.

This game is starting to come back to me now. The helicopter parachuted a bazooka for your partner to grab, which they'd use to take down the baddies. And you were thinking of initials because the game was called S.C.I.

Vaginal Rejuvenation.

This came out in 1992 I think, but it had the Autocross track. Fan-freakin'-tastic!

I beat the default Phantom Photon while racing the Speed track.

Two Lotus-Hondas in Camel livery, two Leyton House Marches, two Williams-Hondas, and two McLaren Hondas.

The worst I saw was when some dude would obliterate the Stunt Track lap record at 1:12, but he would slam the shifter and the clutch like he was trying to ring the bell with a sledgehammer at the County Fair. I imagine that mulletheaded clown driving a beat-up 1980 Pontiac Trans Am that carries the strong stench of…

I was all over the Leyton House March when the machines were linked together. Take THAT, Mansell, Prost and Senna!

I've said it before and I'll say it again— the money I spent on Hard Drivin' and Race Drivin' could've got me three days at a racing school!

I'm all about the Alfa Guilietta in that game.