@Telumektar: "Noise is unused energy," stresses Dr. Wolfgang Ullrich...

A quick anecdote on my experience with Wrestlemania VI at Skydome in 1990. The night before, I went with a buddy of mine to the Hard Rock cafe at Skydome since we didn't feel like waiting in line at any of the other clubs downtown.

Hotel Excursion

My dream is to have enough money to build a full-scale version of the Race Drivin' autocross track, and have a replica Cobra roadster and Ferrari Testarossa to race it on.

Okay, I lost a lot of money to this game too, mostly pretending I was Ivan Capelli in the March.

I can't believe I forgot City Connection! I LIVED for that warp.

Seriously, THIS. I've said it before and I'll say it again— the money I spent playing this and Hard Drivin' could've gotten me at least a two-day driving school course at Spenard-David at the time.

Does it get any better than Great 1000 Miles Rally? Vintage racing a quarter at a time... I always picked the Alfa Romeo Zagato myself.

The Mini Cooper Coupe is the Oceans Thirteen of automotive models— an unnecessary sequel to a decent remake.

This would not be the vocation for high school bullies, but rather for the high school losers that everybody picked on— even lesser losers.

Needs more whale penis.

... yet the authorities were never able to question Mark Linn-Baker about his role.

Nibbles!!!

This Nissan Sentra seemed pretty cool...

A new Ford Capri would be a nice option— and not the Australian "Capri" convertible, and not the Mercury "Capri" with the greenhouse that you could start your own Bio-Dome with either.

Ladies and gentlemen... RyGuy, Jalopnik profiler extraordinaire!

@Clamps: Hopefully, you'll be a bigger hit than Sean Kingston's last motorboating attempt.

From the Puck Daddy blog on yahoo.com:

This one, which was folded out from the 1980 Corvette brochure.

What's worse is that I heard the Czardinals also sabotage the Colombian Rec softball leagues as well.