You should wait for the Alan Thicke Expansion Pack. It's like you're standing in Kirkland Lake!

Detomaso Vallelunga.

Clearly Toronto police ripped off Yakichuk, the similar-faced Peel Region police cruiser. Unfortunately, my Google-Fu is quite weak or else you would have seen a yellow 1974 Dodge Monaco police cruiser named after the beloved safety officer for Mississauga and Brampton.

I'm sure the car chase would outlast the warranty on these things.

@ranwhenparked: I would then ram your Sebring or 200 with a Dodge Caliber, get out, then beat the crap out of THAT just to reinforce your point.

Those were hardscrabble times, my friend. You kids can joke now, but I'd like to see your generation dropped into the middle of McKinley Mall and decide whether you needed the Hammer pants or the Zubaz wear.

Someone was playing a bit too much Grand Theft Auto, methinks!

BTW, I thought your appearance on Autoline After Hours was awesome last night.

Will your next review be on the Lancia Flavia?

He's 71 years old. He has nothing to prove to anyone.

The Chrysler Imperial FS scoffs at your taste in music.

@MattinglysSideburns: Coincidentally, Montell Jordan had the same response after assembling the twelve-inch meatball sub for the next person in line... until the Subway manager warned him about singing on the job again.

I heard the lead singer of Color Me Badd is willing to trade his both of his Soul Train Music Awards for Scottie's entire lot of Beanie Babies.

Well, no wonder the Skyline lost that race. Hennessey probably stole some parts off that car to finish a GTR800 ordered earlier!

This song raises more questions than it answers. For example, how old is the girl that's actually driving the Sebring convertible? She can't be older than sixteen. Does she even have a full licence, or is it only a learner's permit? Did she get that car for her Sweet Sixteenth and if so, why do her parents hate her so…

Dammit, Nibbles!

There is a precedent, but it's in Mondello Park.

Abarth's been making this sort of magic out of the unlikeliest of Fiats.

Two words: Smokey Yunick.

@odinbird: Hey! Leafs have always been known to fall short of fan's expectations.