Good question.

NEON! Most people that have experienced the Neon, have only had an automatic. Try a 5-speed.. or better yet, an ACR model :)

Although it's not much of a problem on Jalopnik, everyone I talk to seems to hate the Pontiac Aztec. It's a little weird but not as ugly as people say it is. I really like the way it looks and would buy one if I wasn't a high schooler on a "$400 Saab Budget" (I drive a Saab that I bought for $400).

To the user(s) that will inevitably post the current-gen Corolla or Camry, please turn in your Jalop card now. Thank you for your cooperation.

Well, according to Toyota and the Camry, it's actually none of those things:

Me thinks Snoop Dogg might be interested in a role. I hear he thinks Deep Forest is fly.

Yeah, because the Tesla is a total flop as far as electric car sales goes. Probably because it looks and drives like a normal car, and people definitely don't like that.

Just so we don't forget...

While the styling was love it or hate it, no one can deny the off and on road performance of the vehicross. Incredibly composed and well balanced with a stout V6 and a very advanced 4WD system, the vehicross has always been a personal favorite of mine. It's over a decade old and still seems fresh due to the…

Mmmm, Marauder sounds nice

Loeb

Trick question, Sebastian Loeb.

Because what could possibly go wrong?

I have an idea! How about using knobs and buttons of various shapes and sizes so you can tell what you're touching without looking at it all together? Off to the patent office!

The alternate headline for this was "Apple Patents Touch Screen Dashboards For Mid-90s Hondas."

Best road trip car ever!! I miss my Roadmaster wagon.

holy squirrel tits that is horrid

WINNER!!!!

Oh boy. Worst?