Damn that’s a really good idea.

If Curt Schilling actually runs for senate, can Deadspin please assign someone to follow him on the campaign trail? If you’re taking requests, I’d suggest Ashley, on account of her expertise in memes and conspiracy theories.

“Boba Fett level chumps”?

amen

It’s hard enough to find one person I even like.

Maddie —

PLEASE BE MELMAC.

#RichLivesMatter

That’s the thing that gets me. What is the platform that is being advocated for that Sanders somehow isn’t endorsing? None of these handwringing thinkpieces articulate it. Is there a policy that the candidates should endorse? What’s the plan?

Like Emporer Palpatine, Philly loves your hate.

I disagree about the “best athletes are taken” argument. Soccer requires a different body type from football, and more endurance than hockey and baseball (not even the same realm). We simply don’t have a deep commitment to men’s soccer and our access is limited.

My answer is to do what I can, when I can, and take the condescension and the jabs at inauthenticity on the chin, because being a good person and doing the right thing doesn't always entail getting thanked or even being appreciated. It's so telling of our privilege that we expect our voices to at least be welcome. I…

Is a member of another oppressed minority (First Nations), I disagree quite strongly with this.

See, here's the great think about capitalism: as you move up the food chain and prove your worth, you get to say things that not everyone else can say. Like, it's ok for workers to have a say when they are confident in their contributions; having a voice isn't just for big important management types.

Just because…

These games always show just how far we are from being a Belgium or Germany. Still no idea of what to do offensively, often bad fundamentals like an inability to bring down the first touch, and a defense plan largely based on running as hard as possible to stop anybody. The team still gets by on great goaltending…

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

He posts the photos to the short-form foodspin tag:

Coach: Looks like we're missing some players this week. What happened?

seven "core values": courage, duty, integrity, honor, country, service, and commitment