oh and the new poll sucks.

Same. When I clicked in my RSS feed, I did so with the intention of NP’ing it because a stock prelude but then saw the mileage. Even though its looks don’t appear to match the mileage from the photos...$6k is WAY too high.

sure, when these people take pics, its justice, but when i do, its immoral.

I’ll bet that was the best god damned smelling explosion ever.

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

I wonder what would happen if they attached a bar from the front cover to the rear cover, like a train wheel and make it “AWD”...hmmm

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

United be like, “amateurs”...

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Gotta ban those high capacity torque wrenches and fully semi auto jack stands

2022 Model Refresh.  Now includes complimentary snow plow!

Thank you! really enjoyed that - checking out their Youtube channel now!

This thing needs a Volkswagen Thing conversion kit.

Where you taking your mother for mother’s day?

Lay on the accelerator until the corner, drift, bounce off the car sensibly taking the turn, take the lead.

Writer complains about condensation in the fog light.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

Aunt Becky: “I just wanted so badly what was best for my child. I guess I took it too far.”

Audience: Awwwwwwww..... *sappy music begins playing*

Danny Tanner: Aw, Beck... It’s not about the name on the college diploma. It’s about knowing, wherever they go, your kid did the best they could.

Aunt Becky: “Thanks, Danny...…

If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.