“Oh, so many of them were my friends. Gone.” — That tree dude from Lord of the Rings

Ironic because his wife’s game says it has in app purchases on the Play store.

How could these companies be so Heartless? I ain’t saying these companies are gold diggers, but they ain’t messing with no broke...no broke...no financially challenged consumers.

See, I agree that he could keep grandpa’s nazi stuff and display it, but then you lost me. Unless you have a confederate flag because your great great pappy slapped it out of Bobby Lee’s tiny lady hands, you’re probably at least a little racist. At least, I think it would be pretty safe to assume that you’re probably…

“Holy hell, this bastard’s a Nazi sympathizer / racist / anti-Semitic / terrorist / redneck!”

But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

Let me just get the Pinkham’s Law out of the way, because I don’t see any yet and I’m SURE it’ll happen-

ARGLE BARGLE BUT RESTAURANT MANAGERS WORK HARD TOO AND NEVER GET TIPS DID YOU KNOW RESTARANT MONAGERS CARE ONLY ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE RESTESRAUNT AND ARE SELFLESS ANGELS TO WORK AS HARD AS THEY DO FOR THE…

Actually, anybody who would use these wants them. A guy that rents an R22 on the weekends is not going to be landing on a ship or rough terrain. A rescue helicopter or navy helicopter is going to be using these all the time.

It is impossible to read that in anything other than Morgan Freeman’s voice. Impossible.

As an avowed feminist who is also a man and deals with issues in my everyday life that feminism helps me address (ie. body positivity, sex positivity, refuting toxic aspects of masculinity in society) it really breaks my heart that “men’s rights” and “men’s” anything has become synonymous with misogyny. And it sucks…

I’m genuinely hoping this means you’ve preempted that inevitability happening in the comments section here. “16?? PSHAW NOT IF YOUVE HAD MY RIBSSSSS.”

Sorry, but there will be no shrimp cocktail at our ND tailgate.

Shrimp is disgusting.

Also: stop putting buttloads of sugar in your coleslaw dressing, humans!! It’s a salad, not a dessert!

In-season watermelon blows all the other foods out of the water. You can have pork whenever. You can have a popsicle whenever. Get crucial and reassess your life.

16 Ribs - Besides all the reasons listed, who wants to deal with 5+ other people coming up and telling you how they make the “best ribs ever.” It’s bad enough you got a crowd hovering over you, silently judging your techniques while you flip burgers and hot dogs.

She’ll never be loyal 🎶

You literally asked how these pans are better and were shown more than a handful of ways in which they are, yet you're still sticking to "DUR MY NONSTICK IS AWESOME THIS DUR ISNT SPECIAL DUR." What about "You're most likely to find these in the back of the house of your favorite restaurant" don't you understand?

You literally asked how these pans are better and were shown more than a handful of ways in which they are, yet…

I hate this " if he would have been more respectful BS" The cop was clearly violating his rights and had no reason to pull him over in the first place, I would also be pissed off. Cops are around to SERVE AND PROTECT, THEY ARE WORKING FOR US, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. If you were getting harassed by someone, I'm sure…

You're a fucking moron. Being "polite" has nothing to do with police breaking the law and abusing people who have done nothing wrong. Here's to hoping you get pulled over and arrested for nothing.