Gnabergasher
Gnabergasher
Gnabergasher

Uh it was a joke? You know funny haha?

If only he hadn't used a doughnut cam...

Little Katniss Deckard Organa Lannister will always be a proud reminder of how much TV her parents watched.

I can certain understand why you're not answering the phone.

Digital zoom is bunk - just crop afterwards, it's a much better choice.

If pizza were a politician it'd be a Republican

Your penis length is a good physical trait to determine your penis length.

Now, the most comprehensive scientific study of the topic has some hard numerical answers.

"6. One submission per person."

I hear he's for breathing too. You know what to do.

Cork is the bark, and removing it correctly doesn't kill the tree.

Why aren't you just using hangouts?

I switch back and forth every generation or so and when I do, I make a big, fat, hairy deal about it to everyone around me. The people who are on my outgoing platform become mortal enemies and those who are on the incoming platform, the fastest of friends. Then, I try to pit each team against the other. I will use

If the reasoning were that I quit iOS because that is what Bill Cosby uses, that's okay right? Probably the choice of the Third Reich as well.

Gays getting married..

I don't even own it and I already lost three of those heads.

I hate this " if he would have been more respectful BS" The cop was clearly violating his rights and had no reason to pull him over in the first place, I would also be pissed off. Cops are around to SERVE AND PROTECT, THEY ARE WORKING FOR US, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. If you were getting harassed by someone, I'm sure

You're a fucking moron. Being "polite" has nothing to do with police breaking the law and abusing people who have done nothing wrong. Here's to hoping you get pulled over and arrested for nothing.