You forgot “Play” in there, maybe “All Access” and a few random brand names of snack foods.

While I agree Ace is wrong, a lot of homes use oil / pellet / wood to keep warm. I don’t know of anything other than electric powered A/C. Heating has many options.

Don’t we waste about 1/4 of the food we produce?

They also don’t sit half in and half out of the car?

Except the insurance companies tend to make a profit, from the rising premiums we pay. So they might charge your insurance company, but you’re the one paying the bill in the end.

You must be fun at parties.
“look at these balloons, wasting a precious element vital to countless applications”
“Yea, like making balloons float at parties”

“ they are not allowed to have Pokémon Go installed on their phones”
Are you not allowed to play at work, or are you not allowed to have it installed on your phone? Sounds like these phone nazis are going around and checking phones for the offending app...I wonder if the camera app is allowed.

I understood no more than 27% of what was said.

They actually can.

“so I could actually perform”
I guess that makes anti-inflammatory drugs, PEDs. If without them he couldn’t perform, it is enhancing his performance.
I guess those are OK though, since you know, everyone does it.

I work at a bank, I close loans, the borrower has to sign no less than 20 pieces of paper. Do you honestly think anyone wants me to read them a book?

I think the bigger issue was the deceptive lending practices. Now you tell people upfront what kind of payments they will be required to make, not a teaser intro rate while neglecting to mention their payment will triple in a few years.

They should just start filling their mysterious giant holes with sawdust instead.

How did the murder rate go down 300%? Hypothetically if there were 1000 murders, it dropped 100% to 0, then another 200% to 2000 people raised from the dead?

I’d say it takes less attention, as it’s just random swipes, not focusing on the screen and making sure you type what you want to say.

If it used to be 35K, and the population has gone up, I’d say the danger has gone down quite a bit.

Not sure if you know when the great depression was, but it was not during the roaring 20's when things were good.

Direct Deposit and online banking? How often do you go to the bank?

Well, maybe the more educated understand the rules of the road. I absolutely hate 4 way stops when the person who has the right of way tries to wave me on, fuck you, drive.

Nope, just internet misinformation.