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What's with the term rape "survivor"? Either you're a rape victim or an attempted murder survivor (or both), it seems strange to me to combine the terms, especially if most rapes are not a murder attempt.

It's a common diss that means more "slow your roll" than actually commit suicide.

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LOL I said the other day he looks like a cross between Antonio Banderas and Burt Reynolds.

The Lil Sebastian holo was way more impressive.

Yes, the federal hacking offense it totes better.

Moving in with you ASAP

Well, here's a few pics of real women actually rock climbing. To insinuate that Lara Croft is in some way dressed inappropriately for what happens in the game is absolutely ridiculous. What's pictured here is 90% of what happens in the game.

If you can't find your own clit I don't know what to tell you. That shit's obvious to most kids while still in diapers.

The night of the meal you may feel a slight sting... that's Chipotle fuckin with you.

I don't know why people are jumping up your ass, it was pretty funny.

Perhaps he should listen to the beat of the music and start from there.

mmMM Lazengann :) Sexy

You shouldn't be using 4ohm speakers on an 8ohm home stereo.

It's not. In fact, it's a rehash of about ten better games.

Word has it that Hasbro is stepping into the ring with a little IP called "Candy Land"...