Perhaps it should be a picture of a phone.

You only use the middle handle for SM64, not the left at all. In fact, the controller seemed to be designed strictly for that game, and the button placement down to the z-trigger was flawless. I'm not sure how you were trying to use it...

Maybe she prefers the privacy.

It's how Jezebel posters typically troll for upvotes on their comments. It's a simple formula, really.

1) Find article with any theme.
2) Insult men.
3) Get stars!

Verily.

Whoa... are you judging a person's hotness by their haircut? Isn't that taboo around here?

What? No screams of junk science when it fits the agenda? lmao

Belle looks like she very reluctantly agreed to give Gaston a tugjob.

haha!

Indeed. We're helpless folk. ;)

You're saying there's no chance this was staged exhibitionism?

Jack Daniel's and Pizza

Magic? Must be magnets.

Explain to me again the million comments on Jezebel about wanting to fuck Thor every time a new Marvel movie comes out...

Your friend's boyfriend? He always wants to fuck you.

8 (let alone 6 at launch) characters is a goddamned joke for a current fighting game.

8 (let alone 6 at launch) characters is a goddamned joke.

That's a better look anyway, imo. Smokey is eternally classy when done right.

FFXI and FFXIV most specifically.