GlossAndGlitter
GlossAndGlitter
GlossAndGlitter

Magic? Must be magnets.

Half-shark, alligator... half-man?

Explain to me again the million comments on Jezebel about wanting to fuck Thor every time a new Marvel movie comes out...

Your friend's boyfriend? He always wants to fuck you.

8 (let alone 6 at launch) characters is a goddamned joke for a current fighting game.

8 (let alone 6 at launch) characters is a goddamned joke.

I envision a giant meerkat.

I find Black Knight to be a more entertaining movie than the Dark Knight.

What does that mean, huh? China is here? I don't even know what the hell that means...

All I know is; this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth?

That's a better look anyway, imo. Smokey is eternally classy when done right.

FFXI and FFXIV most specifically.

Evolution is probably the ONLY thing that can explain boners to any degree of accuracy.

Disney prefers bludgeoning to cutting lol

From the movie:

Shit, most should say that Tarkin is the main villain in the (standalone) first movie.

I added this filter to AdBlock:

Preparing a drinking game for any time someone types "trope" on Gawker.

Read my obit tomorrow.