This always seems like a really selfish statement. If you dont commit suicide you have to continue to live. The idea that life gets better for everyone or that everyone has someone who cares about them is wishful thinking at best.

what Star Wars needs to keep going is get rid of its fans.

No offense intended, but “old fans” are not the future of Star Wars. The nostalgia for movies that were made 35-45 years ago is strong, but it isn’t going to last forever.

Eh, I have little regard for Rotten Tomatoes, but not for Ratner’s reasons. I’m not a fan of a platform that can be gamed by over-reactive fanwankers, which RT is.

By letting Zack Snyder direct it.

Saw it yesterday. Every bit of acclaim it’s receiving is well-deserved.

The social commentary is certainly biting, but I was even more impressed by the control of the story that Peele displayed throughout. Nothing in the movie is gratuitous, and every line and interaction pays off down the line. It respects the…

At the very least, the “wanting to make out with family members” part works.

I just feel actively bad all the time

Reboot = firing Zack Snyder.

If they want to shock, they could just let Batman sleep with Batgirl...

I don’t think those are words that Snyder knows.

every time that thing crashes into the ground the sound effect in my head is, “seven asses”

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

Marvel fans just don’t have the palate to appreciate good ol Granny’s Peach Tea.

I’ll take “Words mumbled in the backroom of a Bill Cosby Wine Tasting Event” for 500 Alex.

I’d love to see a game set after this one in the Batman Beyond setting with Terry. New villains, a batman with more stealth technology and the ability to fly... Huge futuristic buildings.

He seems to be bad at comedy, but producing a rehash of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos is quite possibly one of the greatest things he’s done. And by any measurement, it is a significant achievement.

Optimus Prime riding a giant robot dinosaur?

So make the official mascot a Spreadsheet.