I’m sorry, but this movie is almost guaranteed to be dogshit.

I’m actually completely OK with that, David Ayer has had a consistent track record so far.

Zack Snyder sadly drinks his Grandma’s Peach Tea as he watches the world overflow with optimism, wishing desperately that everyone would be as as much of a sociopath as he is.

It can be dark and brooding all it likes, that’s all well and good. But for the love of fuck, it needs to be coherent too.

He’s George Lucas if George Lucas had joined a frat in college.

It’s the mentality that explains why movies like Ant-Man even exist.

I feel like Snyder deserves a few good punches to the teeth after this one. Until at least one is knocked out.

Batman Vs. Superman is almost guaranteed to be the cinematic equivalent of repeatedly running headfirst into a brick wall.

No shh shh it’s not the same, George Lucas was on their show!

What’s actually funny is that as of last Friday, people are saying nice things about the prequels again. There really is no satisfying some people.

“Goddammit, I’ve turned into another Obi-Wan.”

Don’t forget that Poe was kind of a dick to Hux

Maz is older than Yoda?

Wasn’t Luke Skywalker able to understand droids too? He and R2 talked all the time in Empire Strikes Back

Kylo Ren= Darth Revan?

Snoke mentioned that he’s a part of the Knights of Ren. So basically the opposite of the Sith, which all used Darth as their moniker. I’m just assuming Benicio Del Toro in Episode 8 is gonna be another Ren controlled by Snoke.

Especially killing off fan-favorite characters on a whim.

She’s 3 years older than me, but you should envy me anyway.

I genuinely thought Kylo was punching himself as some weird macho aggression move or something, didn’t even think of that.

To be fair, Finn wimped out because that scene on Jakku was his first ever battle. He even says so at one point. Real life isn’t the same as simulations.