For such an average film, it really did have fantastic publicity.

So...Nintendo is doomed, the Wii U is the next Dreamcast, yeah?

Ah, I love this movie. It's The Room of superhero movies.

Todd Akin must be clapping his hands in joy right now.

Wait, is the announcer for this commercial the same guy who did the narration for Kirby's Epic Yarn?

Good night everybody.

Man oh man, next time you think you're terrible with women, just watch this video. If you don't do any of this, never worry ever again.

How about the Game Grumps? Because they'll make you laugh until you pee yourself.

Best Pokemon game ever. I concur.

But what about the contractually obligated crappy sequels with none of the original actors?

Sony's way ahead of you there. She appeared in the previous movie's video game adaptation.

Welp, this looks like shit. Visual effects actually look almost as bad as the original Sam Raimi movie. Overdone Hans Zimmer-style music? Check. Bring back the main villain in the second film like Christopher Nolan did? Check.

"But why male models?"

Considering my doctor has his clinic in Roswell, I have passed by this Walmart many a time. I'm a part of history.

I believe this will help.

This is the perfect response.

Holy hell, the comments section got intense.

Another crappy romantic comedy, eh? Yawn.

You, sir, just won the internets.

I would totally grab a beer with Loki. He's just so freaking cool.