Man, just when the stereotypes about cheerleaders being stupid were about to be eradicated...

Once they run out of oil, they're out.

That was the single best moment of the game. That and Trevor's conversation with his torture victim, it was surprisingly deep.

Clearly Charmander needed Tauros meat.

Meanwhile, the exact same thing happens in reverse: Michael's wife starts trying to seduce the male character and everyone calls her a whore.

Ah, Man of Steel...you big big dummy.

Very interesting perspective.

"Everyone's going to remember your name."

Ah, Steubenville. Can you do anything right?

Trevor looks like Johnny Knoxville on meth.

Bad parenting is universal.

This is the most realistic depiction of parenthood I've ever seen.

Tucker Max. Classic.

They really need to fire the voice-over guy.

Microsoft is done.

All Nintendo has to do is release the new Smash Bros, and the Wii U and 3DS are officially saved.

I'm 18.

Could be the shoes.

Do we really need new consoles right now? The Wii U is proof enough of that.

Here's the deal: make 1313 and Battlefront III, and you're forgiven for Sim City.