Here's the deal: make 1313 and Battlefront III, and you're forgiven for Sim City.

I'm with the rest of the world on this one: sell the contents of American landfills so Norway can survive. It's perfect.

Not quite as funny as the original.

"He fights for family! He lives for love!"

I had no idea that all those videos were an act until very recently. And now I feel so stupid for laughing at all of them.

Cosplayers, much like cross-dressers, confuses the hell outta me. Obviously it's not OK to sexually harass anyone for these reasons, but still...you're still trying to get attention by dressing that way. And not all people are as reasonable as the folks here at Kotaku. Most people are perverts. Just sayin', don't hate…

I officially dub theee...Mewthree!

And I bet she just looked FABULOUS while doing so.

Getting drunk off our asses on secular holidays is a tradition. Considering every holiday has become secular, this is good for all of us.

I've always like A Knight's Tale. Apart from the asinine love story, it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

I watched the video, I liked it.

That explains why there's so much nudity on the show.

Articles like these, and the resulting comments, are why I need to be intoxicated in order to get laid. Because when most people are sober, they're just awful and not intriguing at all.

Best article of 2013 so far.

Nevermind, I completely missed the point.

Wouldn't that mean that any franchise counts? Star Wars, Marvel, all of them?

Me too. Even though they're not real, I only run over pedestrians by accident. Since I'm a terrible driver, this happens a lot.

OK, I'm no longer worried about Man of Steel.

Seriously, this will either be the greatest movie ever or the next Indiana Jones 4.

I've never been much of a Final Fantasy fan, but this officially became the greatest thing about any Final Fantasy game ever.