You've never nicked an artery then. IIRC, you have like less than two minutes before you pass out, and just a little longer till you die. Not an ideal situation.

Saw it in the theater.

I have a box cutter that will mess you up pretty good. Blade's only 3/4" long.

You sure it wasn't a lid that punched two holes in the top, and could be left in? I have two that are circa 1950 that were for cans of milk. It's called a "punch n cover".

I am totally allowed to fire artillery on parachuting military people, because I'm not bound by the conventions as a public citizen.

And this could be used to deflate tires. Or rafts. Or other inflated things.

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YES!!1 But only because they remind me of Augur's glasses from Earth: Final Conflict. If they could add in iris/pupil tracking, you could even make them handsfree.

Better hope some local hoodlums don't get a hold of some cable cutters. We'll get thousands of UFO reports. Or worse, they get out their bows/arrows/.22 rifles.

Hasn't this already happened? I swear I remember Discovery Channel even having a special where they thawed it out.

Is it not possible they would gather something that was on fire when they could, and perhaps kept it there as a central depository of the flame?

Is it wise to drive around with an open beverage is what is considered a vehicle? If you can get a DUI/DWI while operating it, it's a bad idea to have an open container.

They see him rollin, they hatin'...

Unless the other truck was trying to get the attention of the driver to tell him there is someone on his bumper.

FORM, BLAZING PAWN!

She needs a Russian accent.

IIRC, the display in the originals used so much power that it didn't display the time unless you hit a button. I remember hearing that on The Secret Life of Machines.

Tell him about the Twinkie.

He must have submitted it to Reddit first.

"The carbo axe, created from direct input from the military EOD community..."